Pour Lo'

An address to those foolish enough to follow gurus: 

'The three authors of the Vedas were buffoons, knaves, and demons.

All the well-known formulae of the pandits, jarphari, turphari, etc.

and all the obscene rites for the queen commanded in Aswamedha,

these were invented by buffoons, and so all the various kinds of presents to the priests,

while the eating of flesh was similarly commanded by night-prowling demons.'

Let those in Notting Hill and the wrong parts of L.A., the descendants of the 'pebble eyed' theosophists, follow their faux-gurus, I've Cārvāka to 'teach me.'